My sarcasm is better than yours
Undress.
Psylvia
I really wanna buy cough syrup now.
Dizzy
You dropped a human leg on your face.
Alexa
Cut her life off. In a non-murder sort of way.
Sylvia
One time I was cutting a lemon and then I licked my finger and I was like - WOAH.
Maddy
I see…skies of green…
Maddy

I think this is going to be a quotes only page now. 

Possibly for all of my friends.

Not sure.